So this morning, I was in the bathroom with my pink chainsaw yelling timber as I tried to find some skin underneath all those trees. I was moving along just fine until I came across a patch of eczema, which grows rampant in my neck of the woods! I'm telling you! You probably could have heard me all the way at your house! And it wasn't TIMBER I was yelling!
While cursing like a lumberjack I happened to glance in the mirror and saw a couple of caterpillars crawling around on my forehead! O MY GOODNESS! I had to catch those quick because I've been told stories about how they like to start mating right between your eyes! I pulled there legs out one at a time just to show them who the boss was! All the time telling them "This is hurting me more than it is you".

I am hoping that my day gets better, but I am thinking that the pretty waterfall I discovered flowing out of my flowerbed, and flooding the yard is a sure sign of all things wonderful coming my way today!

So, my words of wisdom for the day are "DON'T GO INTO THE FOREST!" It's NOT YOUR FRIEND! And don't forget to turn off the hose before it builds up so much pressure that it bursts open and creates an amazing new water feature that will make your neighbors jealous!
6 comments:
Kathy, you are way too funny!!!! And yes, I know all about the forest friends! Been there, done that! Oh, and those skunks can get REALLY nasty if you don't take care of them early enough!
I cant help this, but that is hilarious. Comparing hair,to skunks and forestS! Still ROTFL!
You are so funny!
Hi Kathy
Thought I would drop over and say HI! Thanks for droppin by my blog.
Best wishes
Joanne
bonjour!
merci beaucoup for your nice comment on blog!!!
love the pic with water!
bon dimanche!!!
Prolix
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Oh this is too funny! Great post! :)
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